Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
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but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
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my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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