i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
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You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
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We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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