i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
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I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
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my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
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