You made me cry and you don't even care
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
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I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
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I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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