We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
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nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
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just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Randomize