D3 body, D1 cock
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
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you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
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I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
You don't make any sense
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