This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
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I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
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so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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