Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
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What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
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You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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