This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
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I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
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The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
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