it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
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You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
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with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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