No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
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I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
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Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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