that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
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i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
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I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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