Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
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He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
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Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I love you. Go after that dick
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
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