i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
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Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
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Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
His nipple licking is glorious
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