Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
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ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
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I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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