quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
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Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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