I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
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Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
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Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
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