I wannas sexs uuuuu
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
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Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
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Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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