Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
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the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
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Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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