did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
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So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
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You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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