you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
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She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
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It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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