I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
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If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
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Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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