I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
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how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
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I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
It's rum buckets o'clock
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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