i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
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If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
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U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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