why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
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All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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