My brain says no but my pants say off.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
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The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
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dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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