on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
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The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
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I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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