Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
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he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
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I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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