You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
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I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
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He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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