we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
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Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
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Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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