I didn't shave. On purpose
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
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A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
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Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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