420 ftw
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
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I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
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Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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