I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
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He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
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my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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