The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
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My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
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The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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