i jhust puked up my retainher.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
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Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
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WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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