He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
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When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
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I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Your penis caused this!
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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