At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
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There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
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Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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