i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
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I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
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I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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