i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
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The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
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The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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