i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
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Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
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Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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