well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
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Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
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And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
Randomize