No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
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He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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