I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
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the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
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I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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