Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
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and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
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I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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