If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
I think my fart just growled at me.
he thought i was a dude.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
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Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
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walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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