We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
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Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
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Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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