Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
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I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
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Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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