I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
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Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
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He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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