CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
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