I murdered the dance floor call the cops
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
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whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
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My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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